What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Sorry, Trump supporters, but eventually it will have to be asked: Why didn't Trump do as well in his first term as he is doing NOW?

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

He : So, are you seeing someone?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

What should I do if I love someone who does not love me?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

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Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

How do I seduce my sister? (I am an Indian) I want to have sex with her.?

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

He : I'm 24.

Why do people hate fat people so much, even people who aren't exactly supermodels themselves? It seems like such a deep, passionate hatred, like they're offended by fat people just existing. Fat people didn't do anything to them, so why hate them?

He : Then let's have some coffee

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Me : I don't drink

What if you were the only and last person left on Earth. How will you survive and what would you do with your life?

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Can women learn to squirt?

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

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Me : Thank you.

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Do very hot men ever feel attracted to an ugly woman? Why?

He : Tea ?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Why do older people have a hard time using technology?

Me : Sure.

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Why would my nipples hurt when I touch them?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

Me : No

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

Me : Because it's month of August.

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Me : I don't drink coffee also